Cuz he's cheap, i swear he should do polls with some nice assets and with the winning asset someone should buy it for him...L&P only chose outfits that were on sale. Look for discounted and clearance items
Just like a good Insurance discussion, they should outline what level of sexual activity will accomplish on the Protection continuum - starting with simple acts of a loving nature (bronze level) all the way to the full coverage (platinum level) option to guarantee the outcome will be successful.
By the time Sam is 25 she will be around 48 aprox. By the time Sam decides to settle for marriage (early 30s) she will be way past 50 and non fertile. If for whatever random reason science gets her pregnant, the pregnancy goes by the 9 months without interruption and with a cut bigger than DeShawns cock in her belly to take the kid out, then she will be 55ish at the park playing with the child, and by the time the child is a early teenager, she will be in her 60s. At that point, the only inspiration would be for a weird "Soccer Grannys with shaggy tits" clip.
